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the punching is non-negotiable
you know what those pills are for
seizures
the fullblown twitching on the floor probs going to swallow my tongue kind of seizures
brian is a goddamn asshole and you can tell him that from me

or wait don't
probs better if he doesn't know I know
two can play the info withholding game
that ASSHOLE
your call on whether you call him out on it yourself or not but be careful if you do

[ She looks at Brian incredulously ~~and a bit horrified~~ for a moment. ]

i guess i can allow it then :/
but...... jeez!! thats terrible!!!

[ Is her distress coming through because w o w she is aghast. ]

ill definitely talk to him about it
do you have any idea why he does this?
and um
why should i be careful?

[ This is, of course, the bit where Tim casually mentions that Brian does it so that Tim's freaky-ass alter ego comes out to play more often and hahahahaha nah I'm just foolin ]

he steals them because he needs them too
which is why I gave him half my supply when he got here
and since then it's been a hell of a lot harder for me to get hold of any meds for some mysterious goddamn reason
he's such a dick

as for why you should be careful uh
ok you've been w/him long enough to know he's not dangerous or w/e right
but that doesn't mean he's not CAPABLE of being violent if he sees you as a threat
and he has a p broad idea of what a threat is
protip don't lie to him

maybe he is worried about running out?
people can do pretty awful things when theyre scared

[ AhAHAHAHA she's so hopelessly uninformed ]

that is why i contacted you about this first!
i thought he might feel cornered
figuratively and literally, since we are spending the night in a basement

Edited 2016-02-14 23:15 (UTC)

lol have you ever seen brian be scared of anything
because I'm p sure that isn't one of the emotions he has left
anyway yeah I'm gonna advise you go lightly if you DO confront him
maybe wait until after lockdown ends so he can bolt if he gets all fight or flight on you
tho I'm guessing that'd leave you alone by yourself? gdit

[ "...emotions he has left"? Oooooh boy. She's not gonna pry, but yikes. ]

oh im definitely waiting until morning!
and i dont exactly plan on yelling at him
that would be counter-productive, i think, and kind of overstepping my boundaries
its ok if he bolts though!!
im used to being on my own :)

being used to being alone =/= being ok with it
especially in snowhell
how old are you ftr

umm....

[ Good thing Jade didn't go to public school, or she might find that creepy. ]

at least 16?
i think i am a little older [ ..."because my perception of time was kind of based on my best friend's birthday and he was dead for a while, so." ]
definitely old enough to fend for myself, if thats what you are worried about ;P

[ why doesn't she know how old she is what the actual fuck.

Sixteen is still horribly young to be dealing with this shit, but okay. Tim's sense of that sort of thing is pretty skewed anyway, considering the stuff he's been going through since childhood. SIXTEEN YEAR OLD ON HER OWN OR FOLLOWING BRIAN AROUND, SOUNDS LEGIT ]

ok cool
just making sure you're not like. a surprisingly literate baby
like that wouldn't even surprise me at this point
a goddamn talking typing baby could show up all like "agoogoo" and I'd just
nod
introduce myself
"hi baby I'm Tim"
"baby as in literal baby, not a term of endearment"
"here's the newbie faq and a map to find yourself some diapers, good fucking luck"

[ She barks out a laugh ~~geddit~~, then covers her mouth to muffle her giggling. She also glances over at Brian to make sure he wasn't disturbed, which reminds her of why she contacted Tim in the first place and makes her stomach sink a little, but whatever. This is nice. ]

but that "baby" might belong to a race that just LOOKS like human infants!
you could jeopardize inter-species diplomacy with such thoughtless words!!
hehehe :D
aging does seem different for a lot of people here though
or at least their calendars are
for example, i know a few members of a species whose solar year is about twice as long as earths
three of them just showed up in fact!
they are immediately recognizable by their wweird TYP1NG ::::P

Edited 2016-02-15 22:22 (UTC)

wow thx
like I don't have enough nightmares already
you know you've doomed me to weeks of dreaming about alien adult babies now, right. writhing in cribs dressed in business suits and trading space stocks
getting alien baby married
having alien baby kids, which look like really old humans
this is a rich fiction with quality worldbuilding I'm constructing in my head rn and it's going to haunt me forever
gg

also my condolences on being bros with the types-like-a-tool crew
you just won the most tragic past prize
how have you stayed sane

omg
do you think they would have little dentures :o
or would toothless.... -ness just be a feature of alien baby society??
im operating under the assumption that there is no intermediate phase between the old baby and baby adult stages
i.e. these alien babies undergo metamorphosis
otherwise this fictional civilization still has teenagers and is just like earth humanity
which would be boring and leave these babies desperate for some kind of gimmick
perhaps typing like a tool ;P

i wouldnt exactly call us bros lol
only one of them talked to me on a somewhat regular basis, and that was just to yell at me
(the reasons for which are convoluted and involve things like seeing into the past and future)
(so)
(it is a long story)

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