[ Jade only waited this long to check up on Tim so he'd have some time to recover from having a fucking seizure. ]
what the hell were you thinking!!!!!! that maybe i would be scared off THIS time?? if you dont want me to i dont even know worry?? be friends??? all you have to do is say so and i will leave you alone doing what amounts to self-harm isnt a great way to make me stop contacting you
[ Is that authentic Harley brand sarcasm? YEPPERONI PIZZA ]
if you mean the whole thing with captain whatshisface I took a calculated risk w/my meds nobody was around so I figured conserving pills for a day wouldn't hurt anybody unlike if that happened with others around fyi as well as being an amazing conversationalist he's got a thing for beating the shit out of people and dragging them god knows where what a guy my better half tbh
the fact that you are probably still close to the pharmacy makes me doubtful :| and last i heard you insisted you had plenty of medication that was a few days ago look even if youre not just exaggerating, i can take care of myself and like..... no offense but i could probably take either one of you on
that's not how it works jfc anybody would think you never played a videogame you have to beat up waves of mooks before moving onto the final boss (that's me I'm shredded)
Jade threatened to kill me for suggesting that I help Brian. I told her I didn't know if it would even work and I'd back off if she told me to, but she doesn't seem to want to listen to me. I'm not asking you to step in or anything, just. Be careful if the subject ever comes up. You two seem to be on good terms and I don't want her turning all that anger on you.
Sorry for the trouble. I know I cause a lot of it.
jade as in like notdog jade teenager jade probs not even five feet tall jade jade who's in the hospital with me rn that jade ok I'd say you probs don't have to worry about her killing you you might say her bark is worse than her bite
ok no I just wanted to make that joke she'd be able to goof you up for reals I know you said you're not asking me to step in but I can talk to her and explain stuff more if you don't object because apparently this is my life now calling tiny teenagers off tall-ass beardmonsters
Yeah, I know, I know. She's been through a lot and I don't want to tempt her or anything when she's so frustrated already. I would take her seriously if I were you. Especially if she's there with you right now. Please don't get hurt over this.
...God, she was so nice before. I've really rubbed her the wrong way. I'll apologize to her myself after she's had some time to cool down.
uh ok speaking as someone you rubbed the wrong way before (no bromo) don't do that the apology thing not unless she shows she's like open to it or w/e I know you get all messed up about people being mad w/you but like idk take care of yourself first for once k you seem stressed as FUCK and that's ME saying that so yeah
and like I told her already she can't beat me up I'm buff as hell my abs have abs
You're right. I mean, about being stressed and about apologizing. I dunno. It's not just this I need to apologize for, it's
Never mind. Need to think about it more. Like I told her, the best I can do is stay away from her and Brian until I prove that I'm not planning on hurting them. Been giving her a wide berth since the Vicodin thing anyway. It's up to her to decide whether or not I'm still a threat that she needs to remove. I hope she gives me the chance, at least. Really not looking forward to being chased across town by a teenage girl out to fight me to the death.
you're still stressing you know that right she's not gonna chase you down like you're a mailman with his pockets full of kibble ok I can p much guarantee it not really her style from what I know like the worst I can imagine her doing is punching you in the dick and yelling at you tbh I'll straighten things out as best I can anyway tho I mean she needs the full story now anyhow so this is the kick up the ass I need to tell her I guess now go lie down with a sheet over your head or something before you implode
Hello. This is Dr. John Watson. Please feel free to call me John. Sorry to be a bother, but I wanted to double-check something with you. I've been traveling with the man who goes by @dissect on the network. He's apparently got hold of some of your prescription in case you need it. He's having trouble remembering if he let you know that, though. Thought I'd make sure.
[He hasn't spoken to Tim in too long, awkward over his own grief and failure in the last few weeks. He should be apologising and making sure Tim is okay, but instead he opens with an olive branch.]
It's less unusual for Tim to be quiet, of course. Not that it stops him feeling like the worst shit that was ever shat for not contacting Al after Ed died. Sure, he was still completely fucked himself thanks to Jay's death - still is, honestly - but still. Not cool.
Oh well. Add it to the guilt pile. The guilt pile that, coincidentally, will probably seem way less huge and looming after the consumption of alcohol.
Alcohol that Tim really shouldn't drink, what with his meds.
Skipping a day won't hurt, though. Right? ]
sweet two questions tho 1) what kind of alcohol are we talking 2) what's the legal drinking age in astroturfsis or w/e your place is called
pls note I have no way of knowing if you lie about the answer to that last question pls also note that drinking alone is really goddamn sad
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