[He hasn't spoken to Tim in too long, awkward over his own grief and failure in the last few weeks. He should be apologising and making sure Tim is okay, but instead he opens with an olive branch.]
It's less unusual for Tim to be quiet, of course. Not that it stops him feeling like the worst shit that was ever shat for not contacting Al after Ed died. Sure, he was still completely fucked himself thanks to Jay's death - still is, honestly - but still. Not cool.
Oh well. Add it to the guilt pile. The guilt pile that, coincidentally, will probably seem way less huge and looming after the consumption of alcohol.
Alcohol that Tim really shouldn't drink, what with his meds.
Skipping a day won't hurt, though. Right? ]
sweet two questions tho 1) what kind of alcohol are we talking 2) what's the legal drinking age in astroturfsis or w/e your place is called
pls note I have no way of knowing if you lie about the answer to that last question pls also note that drinking alone is really goddamn sad
[Really? What was that nonsense? It didn't even look anything like the name of his home.]
And it's not illegal for me to drink, it's just not something I've ever done. I don't really think I should, either. I'm still not sure how eating and drinking is possible for me, and I don't want to find out if I can get drunk.
[That's the last thing he needs right now.]
But I'll keep you company while you drink it. Where are you?
[Maybe all of this was just a sneaky ploy to find Tim and force him not to be a loner.]
you seem to be forgetting I'm more of a nicotine guy never been big on alcohol waking up not remembering the night before is p standard for me without any beer-based assistance
[Technically this is true. He's been on his own since the Joker escaped, then isolated since Ed died again. But it won't be true for long. He knows Steph is very close by and they will be together shortly.
But he's not actually lying. Strictly speaking.]
Please tell me where you are, or I'm just going to have to walk up and down the town until I find you.
[ Tim should be suspicious of that little hitch. But Tim is a giant loser who may just be going a little stir crazy. It goes unnoticed. ]
uh k looking at the maps I guess the downtown food placeis closer than the school?? or it looks it I've never been there so idk post office it is I guess
you wanna pick up my meds for me when you pass through the pharmacy? if they're there anyway they're the hip new thing to steal these days apparently
[ After all, it wouldn't do for Tim to get all maskificated in front of Al, goshAHAHAHAHAHA GUESS WHO'S SPENDING THE ENTIRE FUCKING DREAM EVENT AS MASKY
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I found some alcohol if you want it.
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It's less unusual for Tim to be quiet, of course. Not that it stops him feeling like the worst shit that was ever shat for not contacting Al after Ed died. Sure, he was still completely fucked himself thanks to Jay's death - still is, honestly - but still. Not cool.
Oh well. Add it to the guilt pile. The guilt pile that, coincidentally, will probably seem way less huge and looming after the consumption of alcohol.
Alcohol that Tim really shouldn't drink, what with his meds.
Skipping a day won't hurt, though. Right? ]
sweet
two questions tho
1) what kind of alcohol are we talking
2) what's the legal drinking age in astroturfsis or w/e your place is called
pls note I have no way of knowing if you lie about the answer to that last question
pls also note that drinking alone is really goddamn sad
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[Really? What was that nonsense? It didn't even look anything like the name of his home.]
And it's not illegal for me to drink, it's just not something I've ever done. I don't really think I should, either. I'm still not sure how eating and drinking is possible for me, and I don't want to find out if I can get drunk.
[That's the last thing he needs right now.]
But I'll keep you company while you drink it. Where are you?
[Maybe all of this was just a sneaky ploy to find Tim and force him not to be a loner.]
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is this all just a sneaky ploy to find me and force me not to be a loner
[ TIMOTHY WRIGHT HOW COULD YOU THINK SUCH A THING ]
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[Does Tim really want to dance this dance? Hasn't he learned by now how persistent Al is when it comes to his friends?]
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never been big on alcohol
waking up not remembering the night before is p standard for me without any beer-based assistance
are you with anybody rn
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[Technically this is true. He's been on his own since the Joker escaped, then isolated since Ed died again. But it won't be true for long. He knows Steph is very close by and they will be together shortly.
But he's not actually lying. Strictly speaking.]
Please tell me where you are, or I'm just going to have to walk up and down the town until I find you.
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hhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
tunnels
gonna head out soon tho
should stock up on food I mean
I hear people need it to live? sounds fake to me but ok
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[No escape now.]
Why don't you head down towards the post office and --I can meet you there.
[Whoops, he nearly slipped up and said 'we' instead of 'I'. Thankfully he caught it in time, he doesn't want to spook Tim off.]
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uh k
looking at the maps I guess the downtown food placeis closer than the school?? or it looks it
I've never been there so
idk
post office it is I guess
you wanna pick up my meds for me when you pass through the pharmacy?
if they're there anyway
they're the hip new thing to steal these days apparently
[ After all, it wouldn't do for Tim to get all maskificated in front of Al, goshAHAHAHAHAHA GUESS WHO'S SPENDING THE ENTIRE FUCKING DREAM EVENT AS MASKY
THANKS BRIAN ]
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[He sounds way too happy about this.]
I'll see you at the post office as soon as you get here.
[And before Tim can argue or change his mind, Al hangs up quickly.]
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yeah
YEAH ]