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[maskintape]

It's Tim. I guess I'm busy, so... Leave a message.

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[maskintape]

did what on purpose

[ tIM, ]

if you mean the whole thing with captain whatshisface
I took a calculated risk w/my meds
nobody was around so I figured conserving pills for a day wouldn't hurt anybody
unlike if that happened with others around fyi
as well as being an amazing conversationalist he's got a thing for beating the shit out of people and dragging them god knows where
what a guy
my better half tbh

[eclecticbassist]

[ is it low tide because something's fishy ]

the fact that you are probably still close to the pharmacy makes me doubtful :|
and last i heard you insisted you had plenty of medication
that was a few days ago
look
even if youre not just exaggerating, i can take care of myself
and like.....
no offense but i could probably take either one of you on

[maskintape]

come at me scrublord I'm ripped

[ this was going to be a gagtag but it's too ic to delete, too bad ]

[eclecticbassist]

[ smdh ]

i smell bullshit!! >:B

[ GET IT. SMELL. LIKE A DOG. ]

[maskintape]

then move your nose further away from your ass??????

[ THE SPIRIT OF MATURITY LIVES IN TIMOTHY WRIGHT ]

[eclecticbassist]

that doesnt even make sense!!!!!! >:O
.......omg
if that was supposed to be a joke about how dogs sniff butts im actually going to kick your ass

[maskintape]

well KICKING my ass is better than the alternative
god knows where your nose has been

[ tim gO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN ]

[eclecticbassist]

[ fUGCKIN, ]

ok stay put im on my way to deliver one hellacious ass-kicking
it should arrive in 3-4 business days
thank you for your patience <3

[maskintape]

good luck
I just called animal control
they're heading your way with a squirt bottle rn

[eclecticbassist]

coward!!! >XO
if you really ARE ripped fight me yourself!!

[maskintape]

that's not how it works jfc
anybody would think you never played a videogame
you have to beat up waves of mooks before moving onto the final boss
(that's me I'm shredded)

[eclecticbassist]

oh im sorry!!
i didnt realize you were that one boss literally nobody likes
being shitty and unfun is just your JOB

[maskintape]

wow
that's ruff
I guess I'm barking up the wrong tree trying to take you on
now I'm so sad I could b-arf

[eclecticbassist]

now its TWO hellacious ass-kickings
express delifurry