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[maskintape]

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[maskintape]

I'm telling you man it's gas. or a hypnotic signal through the tablets maybe? something shady anyway

[ That or it's a really tall faceless dude in a business suit. THESE ARE THE ONLY EXPLANATIONS. ]

and I hope not
on the scale of body parts I don't want needles in I'm pretty sure the arm is one of the lower ranked areas
Like I'm not even scared of needles but I am getting some serious heebie jeebies right now. gross.

[croi]

I'd guess magic but gas seems more likely. either way shady and underhanded.

and like what else they handled or what else they might've done without us knowing.

[Not that they necessarily copped a feel (although who knows, even omnipresent spooky forces might feel frisky) but still. Microchipped mouths - or the closest magical equivalent thereof his mind might jump to - or things of that ilk.]

[maskintape]

great now I can't stop thinking about all the worst case scenarios here
killswitches in our brains. meds replaced with sugar pills. probing that may or may not result in alien ass babies
I swear to god every time I think things can't get any more messed up it's like fate starts giggling into its hands. All like "get a load of this guy, he doesn't know that next week his skin's going to fall off and we're going to replace all his toes with centipedes"

if they're reading our messages and that actually happens I am going to be so pissed off.

[croi]

at least we'll know who to blame if that happens. and we'll be lying there while they fit on the collars and replace our toes and we'll be able to curse you for giving them the idea. women weep. men will lie broken. children will wonder why.

which reminds me. there's a surprising number of children here. whoever was responsible did some dirty work.

[maskintape]

wait is there more than one kid?
I saw the one who couldn't sleep on the first night. @BAE?
why are they even taking kids, like what can even be the point
unless they plan on using them as like leverage or something. We don't cooperate with their eventual demands, they threaten the kids?
sounds pretty scummy but at this point I wouldn't put it past them

[croi]

i don't know. @LELRIK sounded young and mentioned a kid himself. @BAE or another i don't know

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@LELRIC?

[Was that how it was spelled? Close enough.]

and maybe it's a game or a competition to them. each of them summons a person, we fight for their entertainment, the winner gets something.